Friday, August 28, 2009

Ican Learns

Today's Saying
"Worry is like a rocking chair--it gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere."

Constable Ican met the Physician's Assistant and the nurse at the door . He told them he had found Calab unconscious at the foot of the basement stairs and had carried him upstairs and laid him on the couch. Further he pointed out that since he called them Calab had regained consciousness but neglected to mention the spitting heads. As Ican left to go back to his office he said “ You probably should give Calab some oxygen”.
“We’ll determine that “ the PA said in a somewhat disturbed voice.
Soon after Ican left Calab began to have trouble breathing and the nurse was sent to bring in the oxygen from the ambulance. As they administered the oxygen his breathing returned to normal.
Calab could remember going to the basement door and then he had no memory of anything until he found the PA giving him oxygen. He did not remember Ican, or the spitting heads. That entire part of his memory was just not there.
Constable Ican went to see Mrs. Trumble and told her the entire story, complete with the spitting heads.
She laughed and said “ Now you are really part of this town. You can expect stranger things to happen and we are glad you’re here when they do. You aren’t thinking of quitting are you.”


  1. Well, Ican didn't want to be fired, but quitting is a different matter, isn't it?

  2. LOL! Ican won't quit! If he didn't want to be fired, he doesn't want to quit! He's already part of this town... he just hasn't figured it out yet! :)

  3. Oh Ican can quit. He is part of Pigeon Falls. Besides they need someone like him there to put "some" logic into things :)

  4. I hope he wont quit. He seems pretty level headed.